slaviccthulhu:

me after one shower

frogmp3:

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

pinkderek:

pinkderek:

welcome back to me screaming

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wakeupthewublins:

khubaani:

me: h-

short girl: i am SO SHORT. so short. i’m short! it is SO hard to reach the top shelf. it’s because i’m short. that’s how short i am. modeling? IM TOO SHORT! i’m just too short. i’m short. SMALL

@strangeauthor

uglynewyork:

normalregularguy:

if you ask a girl on a date she might say yes

You deadass?